August 2012
13 posts
July 2012
111 posts
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
poagk:
nopantsrevolution:
bryonasaurusrex:
Tom Daley
12 year old face.
18 year old body.
21 year old boyfriend
Dad: Did you hear about the new dinosaurs scientists found?
Me: No! What did they find?
Dad: Scientists just confirmed that some dinosaurs were gay!
Me: No kidding!
Dad Yeah... the gay dinosaur was called "Mega-sore-ass" and the lesbian was called "Lick-a-lotta-puss"...
Me: ...oh my god...
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
bigfatcrybaby:
a natural born bully, i thought i...
how every argument against obama goes
idegi:
dool-me-by-the-waters:
“he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!”
“he DID??!!”
“nooo…but are we gonna wait around until he DOES?”
hsgfgdsgfgs
"Rip yourself open. Sew yourself shut."
amberfey:
—Invisible Monstersby Chuck Palahniuk
“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)
“Fuck me. I’m so tired of being me. Me beautiful. Me ugly. Blonde. Brunette. A...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via kittyropo)
“Do the things that scare you the most.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)
6 tags
L.A.X.
How they go: Do my shoes match my shirt? Does my shirt clash with my pants? Do my pants match my eyes? Do my eyes look good tonight? Will this place be cool enough? Your hair looks so, so tough. This place looks so good for us. Tonight, my money's gonna buy me love
How We go: Will this check support this tour? Will this tour lose my job? Without my job, where's the rent? Should we all just call it quits? The Dinner date sure costs a lot, when 28 bucks is all you've got. And your life is at a stop, and all your dreams are all self-taught.
